an actual im conversation with my wife this morning at work...word for word...
Jessica says:
so how much money do you think all of our stuff is worth? sell it and take off with the babies whaddya think?
Amy says:
i don't think it's worth enough to pay everybody off and get very far... unless you turn to prostitution
Jessica says:
well that won't get us ANY money
Amy says:
might get us some hot dogs though
Jessica says:
and who said anything about paying everybody off?
Amy says:
if i've learned anything, it is that no matter how far you think you've run, they always catch up...
Jessica says:
i meant take off and not look back find some woods and build us a cabin
Amy says:
i have to poop
4 comments:
i suppose i'll have to be more careful what i im you in the future... although i did have to poop
Is this what happens when you're married? One person is talking about life changing events and the other has to take a crap ... Great ... No one could have taken the time to tell me this a month ago?
yup...that's pretty much it...
We told you, but you were so in love with getting married, you couldn't hear it. It ends up being funny instead of gross, I promise.
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