Wednesday, October 13, 2010

just emergencies...

we are taught from an early age how to deal with emergencies...
- tell the nearest adult
- call 911
- duck and cover

and as an adult we are taught how to deal with 'adult' emergencies...
- first aid kits
- flashlights
- radio

me - well i have my own emergency kit...


for whatever reason, gramps bought a six pack of rhinelander a while ago... i think because it was cheap... well he didn't like it... so of course, he gave it to me...

"big Rhonda's home for wayward beers"

i drank 3 of them one night after i already had a few other beers... not too bad... but then - i tried one as my first beer of the night... let's just say that it tasted like the zoo... it is ass nasty... so there is one rhinelander in my fridge right now... because "big Rhonda's home for wayward beers" is a no kill shelter... it has made a home on every shelf in my fridge... it is my emergency beer... there just in case i need it... luckily i haven't had to sink that low yet... but at least i know it's buried back there somewhere...

Wednesday, October 6, 2010