Tuesday, May 31, 2011

just maddie...

happy 3rd birthday to my sweet, sweet puppy...
maddie mae
devil dog

she has grown from this...

a little baby that you could cover completely with a washcloth...

to this...

50 pounds of lovins...

she's scared of new shoes, new tires and my 90 year old grandfather... will go crazy jumping out of her skin if a rabbit even thinks about entering her yard but leaves the two frogs alone that live in our back yard... she's scared of her own shadow and won't go into the laundry room if we have put a laundry basket in (what she thinks is) an odd position... but i'd like to think that if somebody ever tried to hurt me, ames (her favorite mama), or her big brother pete...

she would tear them apart...

happy birthday sweet madeline... you are 21 in dog years today so live it up!!!

Monday, May 30, 2011

my trip to the cemetery by little jesse breier…

so of course i went to see loyd today…

i sat with him for just a little bit… i was seconds away from bursting into flames so i decided to find some shade somewhere… i wandered around for a little while until i ended up at the very back of the cemetery sitting under a tree enjoying the shade and peace and quiet…

remember this one from november???

well here she is now… after what seemed like 27 months of rain…

and then i shit my pants…

i think i interrupted a baby snake making session... as soon as one of them picked up their head, stuck out their tongue and said "i'm going to eat your face" i decided it was time to say thanks to everybody there and go home...

Thursday, May 12, 2011

just money

can you believe that my email marked this as spam???

From: Malik Hakim Esq, [info@hulasite.com]
To: recipient list not shown:

TEL: +60 17 2950997
I am Malik Hakim Esq, a Malaysian lawyer. A deceased client of mine, that shares same last name with you, died as a result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2007. His heart condition leading to his death was due to death of all members of his family in tsunami disaster in Sumatra, Indonesia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ 2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.
I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over last 4 years now. You can reach me for more information as my late client left behind a deposit of $17,500,000.00 Million Dollars.
Best Regards,
Barr. Malik Hakim Esq,


Thursday, May 5, 2011

just darlene...

this popped into my head at some point today... don't know why... well, i do know why, but anyway - here it is...

to whom it concerns
darlene's work will be late
it fell on her pancakes
and stuck to her plate
to whom it concerns
my mom made me write this
and i'm just a kid
so how could i fight this
to whom it concerns
i lost my assignment
maybe i'll get lucky
solitary confinement
to whom it concerns
darlene's great with a ball
but guys don't watch tomboys
when they're cruising the hall
to whom it concerns
i just turned 13
too short to be quarterback
to plain to be queen
to whom it concerns
i am not made of steal
when i get blindsided
my pain is quite real
i don't mean to squawk
but it really burns
i just thought i'd mention it
to whom it concerns...

remember this and what it's from???